Monday, July 20, 2015

Pizza Party!

         Have you been reading out emails? Probably not, because they're pretty boring. Anyways, I had a glass of wine over the weekend (okay, it was a bottle) and realized two things:
1. Pizza does, in fact, pair well with Pinot Noir at midnight.
2. Our marketing campaign stinks!

With this in mind, I decided to take us a new direction. FREE PIZZA!!!

Maybe not the whole pizza, but I'm serious. All you have to do is sign up for our awesome weekly deals in the right margin and we will send you a coupon for 50% off your next Pizza Hut order!*

            So what's the catch? There isn't one! But if you really want that cheesy sales line (See what I did there?), here you go: "There is no catch, accept for catching great savings on your build!"

May the force be with you, 

Director of Pizza & Pinot


*This is where we put all that fine print that tells you to go register for something, then call someone and pick up your coupon from some dude named Blazer on the Las Vegas Strip, right? You're welcome to come visit us in Vegas any time and our CEO Glen loves meeting customers, but the fine print is simple. The coupon you will receive is good for 1 medium, 3 topping pizza for $6 (40-60% off). This offer is good through 07/27/15.


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