Thursday, August 20, 2015

First Dates


   Was asking you to get a quote moving to fast for our new relationship? I apologize for that, I've always had a tendency to move too fast. Let's try going on another first date, and I promise, no talk about marriage yet!


   I assume you still like coffee, so we'll keep the Starbucks gift card on the table, but this time we'll take it slow and get to know each other first. Check out our super slick Cost Reduction Analysis and when you upload your BOM for a complimentary and no-obligation analysis, you will receive a $10 Starbucks gift card, regardless of whether you order with us or not! Think of it as a free drink on our first date!

Sorry for rushing in,

Jeff
Director of Bad Dating Advice

*You're always more than welcome to speed things up on your own! We are very open to fast relationships! This offer is good for 7 days after receipt. Certain restrictions may apply.

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