Thursday, October 15, 2015

Happy Bosses Day!

Happy Boss Day! Well, it's actually tomorrow... Anyways, love them or hate them, they make the hard decisions and here's a little joke to show our appreciation for the big bosses:

A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day, the departing manager tells him, “I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis you can’t solve.”

Three months down the road there is major drama in the office and the manager feels very threatened by it all. He remembers the parting words of his predecessor and opens the first envelope. The message inside says “Blame your predecessor!” He does this and gets off the hook.

About half a year later, the company is experiencing a dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. The manager quickly opens the second envelope. The message read, “Reorganize!” He starts to reorganize and the company quickly rebounds.

Three months later, at his next crisis, he opens the third envelope. The message inside says “Prepare three envelopes.”

Nothing makes a boss happier than savings. Well savings and donuts!  Make your boss happy and schedule a complimentary BOM Cost Reduction Analysis on an active build that is new to us. Not only will you find where you can save money on your BOM, but we will buy a dozen donuts for you and your boss! 

Good luck with a raise,

Director of Managerial Merriment

*This email or offer is not guaranteed to make a happy boss, but there is a really good chance of it. Who doesn't like donuts?
 This offer is only good for 7 days after receipt on new quote opportunities. 

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